Who are Lokomotiv G?

Lokomotiv G are probably one of the worst footballing teams in Britain. They have never won a game. Last time they played in a tournament they didn't even score a goal.

football fantasies

They were originally formed for a bit of a laugh, when (club captain) James Gardner decided to get married and have a stag weekend. Being a fairly athletic chap he didn't want to just go to London and get hammered, he wanted to run around and stupid things like that. So he got in touch with all his mates (all 5 of them), and all the people he thought he might be able to bribe, and offered them the chance to go to Great Yarmouth and live out their football fantasies. It was here, in there very first tournament, that they scored the only point they've ever scored.

Pathetic